Mysteries of the Starfolds: An In-Depth Exposure
By Intergalactic Observer | 17th September 2023
The phenomenon known as "starfolds", enigmatic and elusive, has caught the attention of astronomers and poets alike. These cosmic folds, much like the wrinkles on a wise man's forehead, are the subject of heated debates and absurd theories...
Recently discovered within the void, the starfolds appear as a grandiose accordion played upon the universe's great stage. Some scientists argue that they are remnants of a cosmic pastry left unattended during the Universal Bake-off Finals...
Others contend, more soberly perhaps, that starfolds represent a higher-dimensional space where our understanding of time and matter fails to conjoin harmoniously. Thus, no one knows why Fred fished there last Sunday...
Discover the Cosmic Pasta TheoryGalactic News: The Forgotten Collapse of a Distant Blackhole
By Celestial Correspondent | 18th September 2023
In an unexpected twist that has left many mouth agape and brains slightly fried, the collapse of a far-off blackhole bears a striking resemblance to the breakdown of order in a bureaucratic paperwork shuffle...
Witnesses from the vicinity of the unnamed galaxy report hearing an audible "whoosh" reminiscent of a cosmic sigh of relief as gravity regained its footing, somewhat like a cat stretching after an exuberantly overtaxed nap...
And as our metaphysical coffee simulates, perhaps Kafka had written it better when he spoke of worlds into which the stars fold... or unfold. A series of unfortunate events, or a cosmic indexing error?
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