"Dreams, in their convoluted splendor, are less like mystical sojourns to self-discovery and more akin to late-night infomercials showcasing products you never knew you needed. As one traverses these phantasmagorical landscapes, they are often met with the irony that the only thing to awaken from them would be a very confused cat."(1)
"A journey through dreams is less a grand adventure than a droll comedy, where the protagonist's ultimate goal seems to be avoiding the giant ham sandwich that symbolizes their existential dread."(2)
"While dreams may promise epiphanies about one's soul or career, they often deliver nothing more than the realization that eating cheese before bed has consequences you never wanted to confront."(3)