It sips silently beside the PC, pretending to hold grand discussions with pens and staplers. Ever wondered why your coffee goes cold mysteriously? That's the mug's secret plot against long prose sessions. Cold coffee, warm heart.
Behind mission-mode doors lies a tale of tangled wires and ferrous letters! The iron, scandalously digital, keeps its swollen summer secrets of never ironed edges. Little do they know, adulthood's wrinkles lie within its heat elements.
With every hesitant 'Vrrp', it recounts tales of paper jams and disillusioned black whites. The printer archived memories get shaky with thermal images of fax fantasies and espionage ink spills.