Once upon a time, not long ago, in a galaxy barely afloat, the world was graced with the presence of a massive lost ocean. Or maybe it was just Tuesday. Who can tell the difference?
They say the ocean was filled with secrets, like the kind you find hidden between the lines of a poorly written romance novel or an unpaid tax form. This vast expanse, concealed somewhere between the Bermuda Triangle and your childhood dreams, was home to many mysterious wonders.
Secret Underwater Research Lab
Here, scientists (and their slightly eccentric uncles) believed they could find answers to life's greatest questions: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? And what do fish think about when they swim in circles?
But alas, the ocean remains lost. Perhaps it was never found because it was too busy lurking in the subconscious, teasing us with its ephemeral existence. Or perhaps it just moved to a nicer neighborhood.
Want to know more about the secret lives of fish? Visit Fish Conversations
Need directions back to the real ocean? Good luck, friend, you might want to check Ocean Map