Once thought to be a mythical symphony of jungles and boardrooms, Elephant Trumpets Inc. has unearthed the modern twist to the age-old question: What happens when the king of the savannah meets the brass wind?
In an ironic twist of fate, tangled threads of the universe saw the forgotten trumpeter of Lincoln's speeches reincarnated as the world's first Elephant Trumpet, hand-crafted by a blindfolded artisan elephant in the depths of corporate Jakarta.
Reports suggest that our elephant trumpets are not just musical instruments, but also carriers of fortune. The last one sold to a hedge fund manager reportedly increased his stock in alternative insurance by a staggering 158%.
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Perfect for corporate retreats or spontaneous safari concerts. Experience the irony of your investment choice with our limited edition Elephant Trumpet, the resonant bark of capitalism.