"Do you think the Milky Way ever considers a diet, or is it just a 'cosmic' thing?"
"If I had a nickel for every time a comet asked for directions, I'd have... well, a black hole's worth of nickels."
"I once saw a quasar laugh. It lit up the universe like the last piece of pizza in the fridge lighting up dreams of midnight snacking."
"Stars are just suns that couldn’t find their way to the solar system party. Eternal introverts, really."