Welcome, explorer! Here lies what modern society has truly misplaced: the secrets and storylines of ancient socks.
Exhibit 1: The Great Egyptian Bandage (also known as the first misunderstood 'wrap'). Desperately attached to a misadventure involving a pyramid, two cats, and one very unsceptred guru.
Exhibit 2: The Coffee Pot of Babylon—perpetually hot, forever comprehensive, the world's first document holder (with questionable legality).
Exhibit 3: The Colossal Misdirection Plate of the Romans—a verily omniscient navigational tool gridlocked by their untimely brunch.
We trust it won't be brief: discover more or question less.