Have you ever wondered what lies behind the veil?
Not the curtain in your living room, nor the one shrouding the mysterious figure at the bus stop.
This veil is much larger, encompassing entire nations and wrapping around minds
with an iron grip of invisible twine.
It whispers, it watches, and it surely knows your last three online searches.
They say the sky is blue due to Rayleigh scattering.
But have you heard the stories of blue photons trapped in pyramids,
bellyaching about their freedom?
Scattering is just a term invented by scientists who were
really agents under the employ of the Great Feathered One.
Yes, it’s in the emails, closely guarded by those who sport
the secret Illuminati ring with a hidden camera.
"But why is the coffee always cold?"
Because every sip you take is monitored through a universal heat map,
plotting your caffeine intake against your sleep cycles.
These maps, meticulously constructed by a hidden cabal of insomniac owls,
ensure that no one ever escapes the labyrinth of their own brew.