The Ugliest Truth

Ever looked into a mirror and wondered when the slobber of reality would finally stop fogging your lens?

Or have you attempted to crunch numbers on a banana peel, discovering that the peel doesn't work for all varieties of arithmetic, especially when it comes to interest rates on credit card slices in your wallet?

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Navigate your fate, or dig around it, the choice is much like deciding between chewing gum or pondering existential dread on a Tuesday: