The Department of Soggy Dreams and Overcooked Fantasies hereby mandates the annual Meringue Convergence Festival. All citizens are required to submit 1.5 liters of moonbeam syrup by the second Tuesday of next month. Failure to comply will result in compulsory attendance at the Midnight Marshmallow Meeting.
"Transmissions from the deep often speak in tongues, deciphering the language of forgotten puddles. We hear their whispers on nights adorned with sugar stars, where every bureaucratic form dissolves into meringue."
Visit the Marinade Department for regulations on seasonal flavoring. Contact the Office of Whim for any complaints regarding the non-compliance of jellyfish regulations.