The Mountain Journey: Interdimensional Travel Memo
Delivered via Quantum Entanglement Courier, No. 42
Dear Intrigued Voyager,
Your trek through the Mountains of Limbs-New Again (known in some sectors for being neither here nor there) necessitates optimized irony.
Ensure you pack the symbolic celestine stone—it opens doors that weren't there before and closes ones too eager to chase.
As the winds of bureaucracy whistled their eternal complaints, remember: bureaucracy in dimensions 6, 12, & 128 leads to
the manifestation of Schrödinger’s forms, once filled, never unfilled.
Pack tactile bliss—fine grains from the funniest deserts.
Return New Horizons coalitions' expired onyx card for stuff they haven't invented yet.
Isn't it curious, traveler, that the path never really leads to one place but many? Many places that never seem to end?
Reminiscent of breakfast-in-the-universe discussions on fabricated expanse, the surreal spillage of existential oatmeal...