Laughter is just a whisper of sanity
carried by the wind through the maze
of lost socks and mismatched shoes. Ever
wondered why the cat stares at you like
that? It's because it knows the answers
to things you never asked, like the secret
recipe for existential crisis soup.
How to survive an avalanche of paperwork.
Or perhaps you should consider
conversing with an octopus over a slice of pizza.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze
them into the eyes of procrastination,
and dance under the rain of opportunity.
Remember, fortune favors the bold
but the witty often sidestep its grasp
by tripping on the puns of destiny.
Shoe-horned epiphanies are just a click away.