"The signals are clear," whispered the Professor, with his ear dangerously close to a bowl of beans. "Communication from the void understands legumes."
Intergalactic Transmissions: Bean Edition
From a depth of stars and ethereal fog, the truth emerges:
Do extraterrestrial beings delight in pinto perplexities or kidney conundrums?
Decode this at your own peril.
Contact Attempt Log
Frequency 451.2hz: "Meatless Mondays abandoned cow talks, again."
Frequency 314.0bz: "Imaginary turtles racing distractedly."
Frequency 827.4gx: "Government grills delight in abstract horoscopes."
Evidently, life on Mars involves a complex relationship with the art of eyebrow lifting and inefficient semaphore with beans.
Should one choose to ponder voluntarily: Unicorns in a Can