Last Laughs of a Fading Star

"So long, and thanks for all the
nuclear fusion, folks!"
"Guess it's time to dim my
lights and retire to
cosmic dust."
"Ever tried to find a star
in a dark room? Ha!"
"My supernova party
tricks are legendary!"
"If I had a nova for
every time I... Oh
wait, I do!"

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