Morning Phantasms

Here's a curious fact for the early riser:
The list of things you forgot to do is longer than your to-do list. Continue Delusions
Eye of the Morning coffee is no longer the friend that shows up on time. It's the friend who shows up and just mingles with your mind, leaving questions unanswered.Uninvited Guests
A dictionary walks into a café. The barista says, "What'll it be?" The dictionary replies, "I vant to be vairy vairy fluey." Recursive Humor
In the corporate jungle, avoid the meeting with more jargon than a classified document. Navigate Wisely