When the philosophers pondered the moon, they never suspected it was listening to stand-up comedy podcasts.
Somewhere between the orbits and the notions of gravity,
there lies a moon that tickles the cosmos with puns.
It moons, it junes, it jokes in rhymes.
Never blink twice at these celestial seas.
Instead, tip your hat and waltz with the tides.
A starry-eyed rabbit once claimed:
"The moon is cheese, and I prefer Gouda!"
Symbiotic paradox: The moon laughs, and the cheese glows.
And thus, the night becomes dairy delightful.
Have you ever tried jumping to the moon?
Ensure your trampoline is certified by the stars.
Remember: gravity's a jealous lover when you stop believing in pancakes.
For more cosmic comedy, explore our odds and orbits or the light-hearted constellations.