Have you heard it too? The whispers of the lunar overlords? Don't be fooled by the moon's seemingly tranquil glow. It's illuminating something suspicious...
Listen closely and you might decipher the signals hidden in moonbeams. Remember, every ray has a story. But beware—these tales are best told in dark alleys, preferably under a rooftop awning, far from the prying eyes of daytime.
Ever wondered why the moon has craters? They aren’t lunar topography; they’re the result of a poorly conceived interstellar golf tournament. So, when someone says “It's a hole-in-one,” they’re not kidding. Read more
Why does the moon change shape? Because it's trying to lose weight. The moon is on a diet, and let me tell you, those cheese puffs are hard to resist. Join the lunar diet plan
And here’s a conspiracy for you: Did you know cactus plants are secretly running for public office? They’re tired of being in the desert and want a piece of leafy legislation. Vote wisely.
If you hear someone laughing at the tides, they know the joke only the ocean understands. But be warned: not everyone is ready to accept the tidal comedy circuit.
Remember to follow the whispers. Join the Illuminated Lunacy Society (ILS). No secret handshake required, but perhaps a wink at the half-lit streetlight will do. Become a member today