Murmur Murmurs

In the kingdom of misplaced left socks, the queen decreed: "Thou shalt pair me not with the right." Secret sock archives

Warning: This page may contain traces of humor. Consult a comedian if symptoms persist. Symptom Checklist

Ever heard the one about the snail who painted an "S" on its shell? It's a bit slow to start.

Remember, if it's not encrypted and secretive, it's just plain spaghetti waiting for a sauce of mystery. Sauce Chronicles

To decipher today's special message: "The purple door of the endless staircase leads to where shoes sleep."