If Coffee (C) + Clockwork (K) = Punctuality (P),
then C = P - K, and K = 0.75C.
Let Widgets (W) = 42, and Dreams (D) = W / 2,
thus D² - W = Reality (R).
In a parallel universe, the equation of love (L) = (X + Y)² - Z, where
X is the number of glances, Y is the number of wit-filled texts, and Z is the awkward silence quotient.
Entropy (E) increases as E = (Time (T) * Emotions (Em)) / (Coffee²).
"Did you know that inverting a procrastinator’s equation
results in earlier deadlines instead of eternal loops?"