Molten Memories

Static Lullabies for the Non-Believer

Slide gently into the pooled wisdom as molten memories whisper. Stalwart comedies of static predictability, these are the night’s lullabies for the truly passive resistor.

Once upon a yesterday, a full moon yawned the sky open. Beneath, a hurried squirrel conducted its orchestra of fallen dreams amidst the symphony of rustling leaves.

Do you recall the great Electric Sheep Incident of 2025? Neither do the sheep.

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In a past life, your toaster had ambitions beyond its bread-bound destiny. Toasted hopes—crumbled, scattered, gone.

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