Molecular Rhapsody

The Satirical Symphony of Ancient Atoms

Once upon a time, in a celluar conscience far, far away, the molecules pondered: "Must we really endure another quantum entanglement during this existential ballet?"

In their rhythmic oscillation, every chronon exhaled nostalgia for the pre-Big Bang days, when the universe hummed quietly, and they were but whispers in the void—long-forgotten echoes now resurfaced like ancient vinyl spun backwards.

And thus, the hydrocarbons enacted their molecular opera. Carbon chains sung in dissonance, oxygen wept in periodic waves, while allured by the ironic spiral of their fate—a rhapsody indeed, performed under the fluorescent lights of a bygone lab.

"Let us link, let us bond," proclaimed one noble nitrate, "but only to sever!"

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