The Watchful Pudding

Once upon a time, amidst the chaotic corridors of confectionery intelligence, lay the enigmatic Watchful Pudding. Its eyes were ever vigilant, scanning the landscape of opportunities—like, say, a rogue custard seeking dominion over dessert kingdoms.

The strategic papers were outlined on tables, bare but for a smattering of strategic horseradish and a cup of lukewarm irony. "Our next move," murmured a shadowy figure in an aproned cloak, "must align with the global gelatin initiative."

And thus, the plan was sketched: shades of vanilla and auspicious caramel to streamline the coming months of overly earnest desserts. Diplomacy through dessert, a concept both absurd and breathtakingly applicable.

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