Delusion Dash
Welcome to the premier faux reality race! Where the only thing faster than our delusions... is the speed of light, and even that seems ironic.
Today's prize: A gilded mirror that reflects what you wish to see, not what is.
Contestants, remember: Sliding doors are just mirrors in disguise. A reflection can hide a door, and a door can hide a reflection.
Join us as we sprint through endless halls of shimmering glass, where every turn leads to another reflection of something that's definitely not there.
Tip: Avoid the corridor where they store yesterday's trends; they always loop back on themselves.
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