In the latest twist of fate, a local cat has been elected mayor, promising free fish Fridays. Said feline was quoted as saying, "Meow for all, and all will be meowed!" Read the paws manifesto.
Meanwhile, scientists confirm that coffee has been officially recognized as a "permanent state of being." Those skeptical can take a dip in the nearest espresso lake. Caffeine Chronicles
In sports, synchronized swimming has taken a revolutionary turn with underwater jaunt ball, not to be confused with aqua ballet. Chlorine Chronicles
And finally, a man has been seen wearing socks with sandals, ahead of this summer's hottest trend. Experts say it's a bold statement of fashion freedom. Submit your style.