“Why did the chicken cross the mirror?”
“To find the side that didn't crack up!”
Here lies an ethereal glimpse: gaze upon thyself, but beware of what isn't truly you.
Reflections are often... less reflected in funhouse mirrors' whims! Look closely, and you might see ghosts of your past.
Does this mirror make me look more otherworldly? Ask the shadows; they're more reliable.
Step right up, and don't forget to visit our gift shop! We sell surreal snacks and warped wisdom.
Enter the portal—if you dare—to a dimension where socks don't disappear in the wash. Or do they disappear into the land of the mismatched?