Begin your journey 3/4 of the way up an imaginary hill. If you reach a real hill, you have gone too far.
Take the first left at the fork in the road. For visual reference, this fork is more like a spoon.
Once you see the color blue, walk precisely one shade darker. Don't ask how; it involves squinting often.
Upon hearing an unmade trumpet serenade, you must regret your decisions but continue anyway.
Finally, if you find yourself staring into a mirage, know it was your reflection all along.
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