Have you ever tried to calculate the number of stars in a sleeping cat's eye? It's a dangerous pastime, often resulting in cosmic giggles and temporal disarray. And here, in the so-called midnight zones, we find techno-wizards and cloaked kittens in a perpetual waltz with the universe.
Remember, timezones in space operate on an entirely different clock. It's like a fish trying to click a pen underwater: possible but utterly impractical. However, if you ever hear the cosmic wind whistling a tune, do take note. It's likely the universe's way of telling you today's horoscope is brought to you by Saturn's rings. And they are quite the fashionista!