Broadcasting from the land of nod, where toast always burns and reality bends like a spoon. Our first signal:
Message: "The cat wears a crown, but the shoe never speaks in riddles." The sender remains unknown, possibly a philosopher lost in translation.
Navigate through the static - where do your dreams take you, when signals go awry? Read the transmissions below:
Galactic Murmurs Tales of Tales In the WindSecond transmission: "Birds can't fly upside down on Tuesdays." Apparently, the laws of physics are optional in dream logic.
Join our next segment on dreams as currency, where we explore the stock market of subconscious whims. This isn't just a dream, it's an investment:
If only the dreams could pay their own rent. Welcome to the future of freelancing in the realm of sleep.
The final signal today: "If the clock strikes thirteen, turn left and find the orange cat." A practical tip for existential crises.