Welcome, unwitting traveller, to the heart of everything inexplicable. Or if not the heart, then some mislaid gizzards of the cosmos. I've been assigned to guide you through these diabolically humorous mechanisms.
You see, our engine here whirrs away in splendid confusion, forever cycling through the components of mysteries and mischief. Somewhere amidst all this, humans keep losing their keys and finding absurdity in the mundane.
Among the countless cogs, levers, and cloches, I’ve discovered the secret switch that controls nothing significant. It just alleviates an existential itch. Care to pull it?