The Year was 2045. A land where clocks ticked backward and coffee was outlawed, except on alternate Tuesdays. The minister of time, a goldfish named Gerald, sat pondering universal truths from his bowl.
Chapter 12: The Dance Party of Celestial Bodies. Somewhere in the decaying orbit of doubt, Jupiter hosted a rave. The DJ? An octopus with eight turntables. Earthlings, however, were preoccupied debating the existentialism of sandwiches.
Episode III: Galactic YouTube. The spiral dance was interrupted by a viral video of a quasar attempting to moonwalk. Galaxy Council officials claimed it endangered the cosmic peace, yet all were seen laughing hysterically.
Do you remember the time we danced into the void? Or the day when the cows truly flew over the moon, earning their PhD in astrobiology? Find out more here.
If you've lost your memories in the cosmic shuffle, check out Nebula's Lost Memories, a friendly organization dedicated to recovery... or perhaps just further scattering.