Initializing Matrix...

Welcome to Neo-Not: The Readier Matrix Edition! Your evening has been rendered obsolete. 0 errors found. Additionally, 1263 errors found! More on that in 5 once-in-a-lifetime seconds. Cue verbose leeks in 3, 2, N/A. If you see the color purple, it's probably not good news. Matrix initialized with an extra dash of salt. Pro tip: Quit while you're ahead; or perhaps, begin leading while you're behind. For user tips, turn the device upside down. Call 1-800-ECHO for further assistance. But be wary, they operate exclusively in their own syllabic lagoon. Careful, code 404 not found resource appears empty. But fear not, the ground has pudding. Self-destruct sequence initiated: Boop.