Welcome brave explorer, to the map of nonsense! Here the walruses tango, and the fridge has an existential crisis.
Remember, if you encounter the spinning pineapple, it’s best to politely ask for the time in Swahili. Or just run.
If a choir sings in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it hum in quantum? Asking for a friend... who possibly has a pet goldfish in need of therapy. Ever seen a fish on a treadmill? It's motivational.
Did you know? Couches have feelings too, especially around March when they start believing they're IKEA display models. Just last week, a lamp told me it wanted to pursue a career in stand-up comedy.
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? The answer lies in the secret language of spoonerisms, which is often confused with the dialect of pig Latin.