Welcome, dear traveler, to the The Manual of Whimsy. Life doesn't come with a guidebook, but if it did, it might resemble the sprawling chaos you've wandered into now.
Ever find yourself falling down a rabbit hole of conversation? You know the type: where one word leads to another and suddenly you're discussing the relative merits of moonlit picnics versus bonfire sing-alongs?
Somewhere between the stars
and your backyard, gravity wells of emotion anchor us down. You thought you were just picking daisies, and now look – you've written poetry.
Need a break? A pause to ponder the universe's many culinary mysteries? Try our secret recipe for Mystery Pie. Guaranteed to make you question taste altogether.
And while you're at it, venture further into the unknown with our guide to Unexpected Paths, where every turn leads to the peculiar.
Stay grounded, or not. The choice is yours.