Welcome to The Grand Observatory, where we peer not just into the stars, but into the very fabric of truth as it unravels before our eyes—and sometimes, it's not the fabric but a tangled mess of conspiracy yarn.
Have you ever wondered why the moon has never been photographed in color? It’s not just an oversight. We believe it's a high-stakes poker game between the moon and the sun, where the stakes are nothing less than the Earth's gravitational insistence.
Our telescopes are not merely glass and metal constructions; they are prophetic devices, designed to uncover the dormant truth lying within the celestial bodies. Some stars are nothing but abandoned satellites of ancient, forgotten civilizations, spinning aimlessly in the void.
But beware, for our observatory is constantly monitored by the enigmatic organization known only as "The Filtration Society". Their purpose? To filter out the truth and only allow the plausible to remain. They wear shades at night and whisper into the void.
If you wish to learn more about the moon's poker game or The Filtration Society, you can explore our archives:
Remember, knowledge is power, but only if it’s kept secret. Join us as we navigate the cosmos and the absurdities of existence. We are always watching...and sometimes, we're not even sure what we see. But that's another story.