The Unearthing of Non-Sexy Words

In a world overflowing with romantic messages, we dive beneath the crust of creativity to discover the fossils of unsexy messages past.

Excavation findings:

1. "You bring me endless spreadsheets of joy."
2. "Your presence is as refreshing as a stale baguette."
3. "If only our love were as immortal as a preserved frog."
4. "You’re the icing on my accountant’s cake."

Is it poetry? Is it romance? No, it's your grandmother's cookie recipe.

For those seeking the depths of culinary love, perhaps try the Grandma’s Secret Cookie Files.

Wishing you all the sarcasm from the fossils of our ancestors’ Tinder accounts. Unearth more bitter wisdom in Scroll 7 of the Thoughtful Caveman Series.

Remember: The cavewalls always told the truth, especially when scientists couldn’t read.