Grand Machinery Mismanagement

Welcome to the world where gears grind, and no one knows the reason why the toaster talks back. You see, in this realm, machines have a sense of humor. Ever tried to ask a question to a blender? Unplugged existential crises, my friend.

Click through some of our favorite machinery malfunctions:

If it ain't broke, it don't work anymore. The machinery is a world in itself. Lubricate, activate, and deduce the produce. When in doubt, turn it about. The machinery is a world in itself.

Remember folks, a broken machine hides a meticulous engineer inside, silently weeping. Have you hugged your machine today? No? Well, it can't bug you if it's fully embraced.