Welcome, fellow time traveler! Today, we gather under the shimmering half-baked moon to bend the rules of spacetime – with compliance forms in triplicate.
Ever wondered why your socks disappear in the dryer? Well, our ancient rituals align them perfectly with missing keys and unpaired earphones.
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Please remember, the cosmic dance of the stars does not provide refunds or exchanges – especially on Thursdays.
So grab your portal guide, put on your reality-tethering gear, and let's hilariously mishandle the essesnee of time. May the warp be ever in your flavor.