Welcome, brave soul, to the only lunar farm where crops sprout shadows and the sun still insists on working overtime. Here on the edge of nowhere, we've discovered a revolutionary agricultural method: planting seeds backward to yield the first-ever Shadow Corn.
"Why farm on the moon?" you ask. Simple. On Earth, crops are traditionally grown facing the sun, but here we prefer it reverse style. Rumor has it, our neighbor is trying to patent anti-gravity fertilizer, hmm... suspicious.
Ever seen a wheat field dance? Our Moonlight Dust Mover does the waltz, creating shadows bold enough to give Van Gogh a run for his money.
Quite aptly, the footprints you see—those famous lunar prints—lead nowhere. If you find yourself somewhere, please let us know, we might need directions to the nearest, what do they call it, Supermoon Mart?
