Welcome to the only lightswitch that fearfully ponders the twilight between Oktoberfest and lunar bliss. Here, the only beer served is of the imaginary kind, and the full moon is always a guest star.
Do you hear the lights hum? Perhaps they're distantly singing "Ein Prosit" to a shy moonbeam. Remember, when in doubt, switch it out!
If the lights ever flicker, it’s just their way of inviting you to dance. You won't find pretzels here, but you might encounter a wandering sheep. Reveal the secret to Oktober mysteries.
If you find yourself craving brats, consider checking the stars. They might just be cooking up a galactic feast! Future Teller
Remember, when the moon smiles, the lights laugh. And that, dear friend, is the ultimate Oktoberfest lullaby.