Ever been puzzled by the enigmatic whispers of the wind through branches? Fear not, for we decrypt the Language of Trees!
Tree Tongues 101: Did you know that a gentle rustle translates to a slumbering squirrel's diary entry?
Study carefully:
Unravel the cosmic secrets hidden in the whispers: a gentle sway equals a profound thought.
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