Welcome to the Luminous Nebula, where stars flicker with the plight of existential dread and cosmic irony dances upon galactic gas clouds in a waltz choreographed backwards.
Ever wondered what the universe really thinks about your morning coffee? As it turns out, the swirling tides of dark matter hum a tune of indifference, but in the reverse key of humility.
Here in this vast expanse, we find that black holes are merely the universe's way of taking a long, introspective break, contemplating the futility of space-time with a sarcastic chuckle.
Did you know? Neutron stars emit tragic sonnets in the language of celestial sighs, often misunderstood by laymen as mere twinkling nostalgia.