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Invisible Straw: Sip your fortune from the glass of nothingness, filtered perfectly through irony's embrace.
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But what are we, if not mere fragments adrift in a neon-lit cosmic void? Each day, we awaken to the cacophony of our existence, pondering why the toaster always burns our philosophical bagels.
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