Luminous Orbit of Inanimate Secrets

Confessions of a Ceiling Lamp

"It's so bright up here, I practically fry little kids' eyeballs at night! Wish I could dim my personality."

Diary of a Desk

"The papers I secretly keep under my drawers could fill a novel, and trust me they're juicier than you think!"

Sneaky Night Stand

"Sometimes I get lonely when the vibrant vibrations of bedside secrets die, would an old phone book suffice?

Look closely, there's dust that hints at forbidden telephone romances."

Confidant of the Broom

"Oh, you don't know half of what I sweep under the rug. And here I thought sponges had it tough."