Have you ever wondered why the chicken crossed the dreamscape? Routes recommended that you trace the original footsteps:
Gaze towards the green glow of the mind's mall. Invoke the secret vegetable dealer's password: "Tomato bisque with silent cue." Remind not to follow the North Star, as it's merely an electronic device's reflection. Unofficial guidelines may vary, but avoid precipice daisies if loading paperwork is an issue.
In another universe, an alternate solution exists to every imaginary dilemma. Have you tried turning left at the bakery with no signs?
The wise owl once said, "Hiding in plain sight is the height of irony, my student." Repeat after me: "Koalas can play ukuleles, occasionally." This will ward off misdaventures along paths unknown.