Welcome, brave wanderer, to the labyrinth of initiation where every click is but a gentle nod to the unseen tapestry of your existence.
The first rite, whispered softly among the shadows of online forums, involves the perfunctory act of scrolling. Witness the parade of digital breadcrumbs as you traverse the sacred scroll.
Our esteemed ancestors believed that every refresh was akin to a phoenix rising. Thus, click thrice and watch as the fabric of reality warps in response. Will you transform, or merely hover in the realm of confusion?
Your initiation journey lies ahead. Fear not the chasms of monotony. Embrace chaos!