Diary of Lost Puns

The Brass Door Knob

Once a charming conversation piece, this doorknob twists tales of unseen hands.

"I once served as a compass for switchboard operators discussing their drives." Click to reveal more!

"Every twist upon my polished surface echoes the sound of forgotten destinies." Click to reveal more!

Whispering Wallpaper

Faded, peeling, yet keenly observant, walls remember the unknowable secrets.

"Stretched horizontally, I concealed confessions faster than any priest could abandon." Click to reveal more!

"Redecorating tales torn off: the victims become the covert reporters." Click to reveal more!

The Lonely Antique Clock

This clock beats time like a drum in an empty ballroom, wanting only its secrets heard.

"I'm no mere time keeper; I'm a keeper of rhymes that measure hearts in sorrow." Click to reveal more!

"A thief once tried counting his breaths while I cackled in intervals." Click to reveal more!

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