Once upon an ebb-tide, where kelp files humorous complaints against tidal waves in the bureaucratic currents of the ocean, there resided a misunderstood nemesis: The Meeting Seal.
Expertly versed in PowerPoint, armed with a clicker and equipped with a laser pointer, it communicated with the unsympathetic dolphins about quarterly acquisitions of fish resources amidst laser presentations.
As sea cucumbers posed questions with unwavering sincerity, our hero—The Meeting Seal—would dive into diabolically detailed spreadsheets. Charts flowed like waves, each bar swimming to glory like sardines in formation.
Much like the ocean's eternal drama, humor finds its punchlines in the echo of each wave. When you hear a wave laugh, you realize it's about time to settle payroll issues with a jellyfish.
Perhaps next, we'll enlist the Picasso Pufferfish for social media strategy—though that might require more than just a 'seal' of approval.