In an ocean brimming with mirrors,
the fish contemplate existential taxes.
One scale gleams with irony:
"Why swim when parallel universes beckon us to walk on wet sand?"
Sea turtles narrate tales of quantum leaps,
daring octopuses pen down incomplete treatises
on paradoxes ranging from Sartre’s coffee
to Schrödinger's viral TikTok videos.
The irony is palpable; irony speaks in Morse code.