Ever thought about filling your codebase with beneficial poisonous noise? We mean, who read the instructions, anyways? Here’s a guide to the delights of volume versus high-pitched alarm sounds! Next time your function fails, just blend user feedback with a clumsy mix of dot matrix printer sounds and enjoy those delightful misunderstandings.
Remember the classic: “If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.” What did H.G. Wells say about coding at tea time? These nuggets of wisdom jump the queue, trading in binary for interminably unique emotional malfunction codes.
Then, seasoned *code-snack poppers* began advising against *clean code.* “More lines, more love! What’s a semicolon when you have a picnic blanket of indentation?” Here, every rogue console.log gleefully comments aloud, hinting at existential crises nestled between your loops and functions.