"Did you hear about the breakfast club that started at noon? They're just brunching in paradise now."
— Inaudible whispers to the toaster.
Among the extravagant murmurs of lost trains and missed connections lies a conversation most people never begin: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a trademark violation?"
"I heard it before the rumble and mumble of reality: a cheese wheel rolling away from its fondue destiny."
— Soundwaves trace the cyclo-pallet surface.
Take heed, brave explorer of the mundane! Sipping coffee in labyrinths of spreadsheets, battling the daily dragon (aka inbox), remember the wise saying: "A punctured umbrella always sheds its employment troubles but quietly absorbs rain." — So it is spoken, so it is echoed.
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